LGBT: I'm sick of being "patient"?

I'm 18, I haven't dated anyone. kissed anyone... I mean I'm beginning to feel like I'll be single and a virgin forever. I had two guys say they like me but I wasn't attracted to them at all, then I've had four crushes all of which went horrible wrong. I know I'm a Cynical Horse Faced SOB who will probably end up being a hunchback in a bell tower. I literally live in a place you can call The Town of the thoughtlessly Dull, There is nowhere to go here to meet guys. When ever I try one of those LGBT sites I always end up being ignored.